I wonder what the Keebler elves would think of this job? I think it would be grounds for immediate dismissal or at least a very severe reprimand and a pay cut. I had a little snack with my coffee this morning and i pulled two cookies out of the box. One was a perfect specimen of maply goodness.
The other apparently missed quality control. Slightly askew. How, i ask you, am i supposed to eat that properly? I have a system for eating maple cookies. First bite the head off the maple leaf so that the cookie is an even rectangle. Then start across the shoulders of the leaf and finish with the bottom. My system was completely disorganized for this one. Maybe that's why i'm feeling kinda out of kilter...If my day is crazy, i'm going to have to get someone in trouble.
Moral of the story... don't buy no-name maple cookies. Standards just aren't up to snuff.
The other apparently missed quality control. Slightly askew. How, i ask you, am i supposed to eat that properly? I have a system for eating maple cookies. First bite the head off the maple leaf so that the cookie is an even rectangle. Then start across the shoulders of the leaf and finish with the bottom. My system was completely disorganized for this one. Maybe that's why i'm feeling kinda out of kilter...If my day is crazy, i'm going to have to get someone in trouble.
Moral of the story... don't buy no-name maple cookies. Standards just aren't up to snuff. 
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Do you have a tummy ache?
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